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♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
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♪ Groove is in the heart ♪
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♪ Groove-- ♪
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Hi, sweetie.
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Can I ask you a question?
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There used to be this candy bar
that had a big hole in it.
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It was like long and thin
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but thick enough for there
to be a stable hole in it.
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Do you know
what I'm talking about?
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Shoot.
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I have been on the hunt
for it for years.
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Mm.
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♪ Oh, but dear ♪
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♪ The sky is low, watch ♪
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♪ Fluent sea men ♪
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♪ Rig their rudders
so they'll... ♪
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Little
extra security
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for the girl who can get
out of her suitcase.
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Are you the... the twink?
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From the wedding?
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Mm.
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Yes, I suppose I am.
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But you can call me Chip.
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Wow.
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I can't believe it.
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You're right here with me.
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I'm sorry, but it's emotional.
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What is?
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You did it!
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You beat those bastards!
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You showed them
you're innocent!
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You're no idiot.
You're no whore.
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And now?
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Now we can just breathe.
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What do you mean?
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Dory...
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Don't you see?
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We're best friends!
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We have so much in common!
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The first time I saw you
on the TV,
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I was like...
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"Whoa. Okay.
What is it about that girl?"
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And then I realized...
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We have the same lips.
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Isn't that spooky?
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If it's spooky,
say it's spooky!
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- It's spooky!
- I know, right?
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Oh, I know.
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I know, it's--
it's a lot.
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You're just catching up
to this.
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It took me a second too.
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But all you need to see...
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Is that you and me...
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we're the victims.
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People want to burn us
to the ground
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because they think we're sick.
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But guess what?
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We're bigger than that talk!
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And you proved it!
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I'm so proud of you!
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I'm so proud of you.
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I'm proud of us!
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Mm.
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Is--is my head shaved?
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Oh.
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Yes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I--I--I needed your hair
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to make my Dory doll's hair
more authentic.
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I was cutting it,
and then it was uneven.
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I got carried away,
and I just messed up.
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But you look
surprisingly great!
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I think we should
keep this look for you.
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- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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I know.
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You have been through so much.
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And imagine if they had
found you guilty.
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You would be in jail right now.
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But you told the truth,
and the truth set you free.
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And now you're here,
and you're safe.
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With me.
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What do you want from me?
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Friendship.
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- Hi, Innocent Dor Dor!
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Oh, my gosh!
We're so excited for tonight.
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Ell and I just got drinkies.
Please return my texts.
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I don't know why
you're not texting me back.
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Um, the thing is,
we need to know
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if you have enough
little plastic cups
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because we didn't get any,
and I don't think
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we're gonna pass
any little plastic cup stores
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on the way,
so just let me know.
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Yay, Happy You're Not
Guilty Party! Love you!
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Honestly, why isn't it easier
to find decorations
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that celebrate being acquitted?
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
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Do people not do this?
Like, is this tacky?
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Or do you think it'd be tackier
if we didn't do this?
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Like, throw a party.
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You know what?
I'm sick of caring
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what people think about me.
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Like, if we want to commemorate
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our immunity as privileged
and manipulative capitalists,
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then we should be able to party
however we want to.
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- Yes! Absolutely.
- Sorry.
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I just want to dance!
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Are you gonna keep me here?
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Forever?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
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No.
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No, of course,
you get to go home.
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I just need you to do...
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one thing for me first.
Okay?
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What is that?
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I need you...
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just read--
to read that
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into the camera, okay?
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O-okay.
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Um...
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Whenever, uh, you're ready.
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"So you wanna
know the truth?
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Well, this is the truth."
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Stop!
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Stop.
I can tell you're faking it.
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I need you to feel it.
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Okay?
Because I know you do.
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And if I do a good job,
I get to go home?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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"So you wanna know the truth?
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"Well, this is the truth.
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"Chip is my best friend.
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"Together, we can do
just about anything.
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"And if you can't handle that
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Then get a life."
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Anything else?
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That's it.
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Could I have a glass
of water, please?
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Hmm.
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So I get to go home now?
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Yeah.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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I just don't understand
why you're upset.
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I mean, aren't you happy
they found her innocent?
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Yes, I don't want
any of my friends
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to go to prison for murder.
You know what I mean?
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Like, I'm not that kind
of person.
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- Me neither.
- But I'm just saying,
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as an actor,
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I know what it's like
to have the audience
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in the palm of your hand,
and I just feel like, you know,
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at the end, she basically
had that courtroom, like,
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giving her a standing ovation.
It was like...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
Wait a second.
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What are you saying?
Are you saying you're jealous
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of Dory's closing statement?
- No!
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I am just saying,
I think it's selfish of her,
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considering I'm the actor
of the friend group.
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Okay, so what was
she supposed to do?
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Let you make
her closing statement?
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I'm not saying that, Elliott,
but if I were,
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I don't think there'd be
anything wrong with that.
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Portia, Dory's crazy, okay?
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She wasn't "acting" up there,
she was lying.
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God! Why can't I have
a little crazy?
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I wanna be crazy!
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Hello? Hello?
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What is this?
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What is my life now?
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- Breaded chicken niblets,
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air-fried in peanut oil,
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with mashed potatoes
crowned in white gravy,
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just for you.
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I saw you order that once
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when I used to follow you
around all the time,
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and you just ate it up.
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But anyway, relax, enjoy, rest.
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Okay?
You have a lot to think about.
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W-w-wait, wait! Wait!
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Uh...
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You said that I could go home.
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This is your home, Dory.
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This is a better version
of your life.
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Okay?
Because in here,
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you can thrive,
and you can grow, okay?
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And in here, there's no chance
of you being tempted
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to go back to those awful,
awful people.
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- What people?
- Drew!
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Portia! Elliott!
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Dory, you've been associating
with unwell people.
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Losers. Idiots. Okay?
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They're mentally ill.
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Well...
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you could just let me leave.
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You know? I-I-I don't have
to go back to them.
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I--I'll go wherever
you want me to go!
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Dory!
No!
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You don't get it.
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Let me try to explain
something to you.
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I have a PhD in psychology
from a top-tier school.
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It's not Ivy,
but it might as well be.
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And you have formed
what we call
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a maladaptive codependency
with these people.
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You have enabled them
for far too long, okay?
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They don't respect you!
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They mock you!
They testify against you!
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Hello!
Friends?
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What kind of friends are that?
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So you see,
I just can't take a chance
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on you repeating the pattern
of going back to the people
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who hurt you the most,
time and time again.
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You understand?
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Please.
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Please.
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Please, just--just let me go.
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Mm.
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This is a better version
of your home.
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Better version of your life.
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And I'm a better version
of your friends.
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I'm your best friend.
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You said it yourself.
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And I have it on tape.
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Wait!
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Wait, please, please!
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Please let me go, please!
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It wasn't so bad after all, right?
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- Best meal we've had here.
- Pretty good.
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Right. Brazilian's not bad.
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- You know what?
- Empanada!
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Come on! You're supposed
to be in a cheery mood.
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Can you please
put your phone away?
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I'll be cheery
when I get on the damn plane.
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- Drew, put your phone away.
- Hi.
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- Drew!
- Yeah, well, Portia,
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I know that you've been
texting me, okay,
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and I'm sorry, but it's just...
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I really, really, really
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don't want to see
Dory right now,
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so please, do not make me
come down there.
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I totally get it,
but the thing is,
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she's not returning any
of our texts and calls, okay?
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And all these, like,
people are showing up,
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and it's, like, total chaos,
and everybody's freaking out.
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And we have no way to get
into the apartment...
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both:
♪ Happy Not Guilty to you... ♪
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all:
♪ Happy Not Guilty to you! ♪
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Uh, yeah, okay, can't
you just wait in a bodega
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or something, Portia?
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No, Drewbie, please!
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Get off the phone!
Get off the phone!
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Okay, yeah, I'll be there.
Fine. I'll be there.
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all:
♪ To you... ♪
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- Hey!
- Don't you love it?
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He hates it.
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Oh, just gonna
take the plate from you.
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Ow!
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Ah! Stop!
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Stop it! Ah!
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Make it stop! Stop it!
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Stop it! Stop!
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- Ow!
- I'm out of here!
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Ow! Why?
263
00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:05,131
Ow!
264
00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:07,433
Ha!
265
00:17:15,308 --> 00:17:17,343
You're gonna need more
than your body weight
266
00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:19,411
to get past the door.
267
00:17:19,411 --> 00:17:23,282
Home Sweet Home had
a little sale on steel doors,
268
00:17:23,282 --> 00:17:26,019
so, uh...
you're gonna need the code.
269
00:17:27,886 --> 00:17:29,788
What's the code?
270
00:17:30,656 --> 00:17:32,524
What's the code?
- Okay!
271
00:17:32,524 --> 00:17:35,194
Okay, fine!
272
00:17:35,194 --> 00:17:37,329
It's seven...
273
00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:38,631
nine...
274
00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:39,799
three...
275
00:17:39,799 --> 00:17:41,067
three...
276
00:17:41,067 --> 00:17:43,903
Are... you... kidding me...
277
00:17:43,903 --> 00:17:46,739
you-are-down-here
for-your-safety.
278
00:17:55,181 --> 00:17:56,182
Excuse me.
279
00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:59,085
- Drewbie!
- Hi! Oh...
280
00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:00,920
Oh, my God. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
281
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,855
Thank you so much.
We've gotten so cold.
282
00:18:02,855 --> 00:18:04,423
This is more than
a few friends
283
00:18:04,423 --> 00:18:05,792
and their partners.
284
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,059
Well, invites get
really complicated
285
00:18:07,059 --> 00:18:08,260
when you're trying to,
you know,
286
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,328
include everyone.
287
00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:14,834
Can someone help me?
288
00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:18,470
Drewbie, Drewbie,
I can't feel my hands.
289
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:20,707
I can't feel my hands!
I can't feel my hands!
290
00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:22,775
Okay!
291
00:18:22,775 --> 00:18:24,410
All right, guys, um,
have a nice time.
292
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:25,945
Just take out the trash
when you're done.
293
00:18:25,945 --> 00:18:27,546
I'm gonna go
to my parents' hotel.
294
00:18:27,546 --> 00:18:29,982
Drewbie, come on!
Seriously!
295
00:18:29,982 --> 00:18:32,184
This party's, like,
for you and Dory!
296
00:18:32,184 --> 00:18:34,621
If she doesn't show up,
who is it even for?
297
00:18:34,621 --> 00:18:35,988
Uh, Drew?
298
00:18:35,988 --> 00:18:38,024
There's a letter for you.
It's from Dory.
299
00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:39,558
- What?
- From Dory.
300
00:18:39,558 --> 00:18:41,193
- Wait, what?
- Please read it.
301
00:18:41,193 --> 00:18:42,729
She had time to write a letter,
and she won't even, like,
302
00:18:42,729 --> 00:18:44,230
return any of my phone calls?
303
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:47,299
"Dear Drew, there's no
easy way to say this,
304
00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:49,435
"so I'm just going to rip off
the Band-Aid
305
00:18:49,435 --> 00:18:52,672
"and make it as painless
as possible for both of us.
306
00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:54,907
I'm breaking up with you."
307
00:18:54,907 --> 00:18:56,876
I'm breaking up with you!
308
00:18:56,876 --> 00:18:58,144
She's breaking up with me?
I'm sorry.
309
00:18:58,144 --> 00:18:59,679
She's acting like she thinks
that I think
310
00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,147
that we're together.
- That's crazy.
311
00:19:01,147 --> 00:19:02,649
Does she think that I think
that we're together?
312
00:19:02,649 --> 00:19:04,316
Because I do not!
- Absolutely insane.
313
00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:06,218
This is bullshit!
I did not say--why would I--
314
00:19:06,218 --> 00:19:07,787
Please keep
reading the letter, though,
315
00:19:07,787 --> 00:19:09,188
'cause I wanna--
316
00:19:09,188 --> 00:19:11,390
"I need to take some time
for myself."
317
00:19:12,759 --> 00:19:14,593
"I have done everything
you and the gang
318
00:19:14,593 --> 00:19:16,062
have asked of me and more."
319
00:19:16,062 --> 00:19:18,330
Okay, "the gang"?
She's gone full boomer.
320
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:21,000
I'm sorry, there's no
bottle opener in this house,
321
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,671
and I paid $35 for this party.
- What is going on?
322
00:19:24,671 --> 00:19:26,005
"Now it's time for me
323
00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:28,207
to finally put
my own needs first."
324
00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:30,142
- "Finally."
- "I'm taking a trip
325
00:19:30,142 --> 00:19:32,111
to Europe to start fresh."
326
00:19:32,111 --> 00:19:33,646
- "Please don't reach out.
327
00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:36,683
"I don't know when
I will be returning, if ever.
328
00:19:36,683 --> 00:19:40,119
Please do whatever you deem
necessary with my items."
329
00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:43,422
So I'm supposed to take care
of all of her shit!
330
00:19:43,422 --> 00:19:44,523
Oh, my God.
331
00:19:44,523 --> 00:19:45,925
"I need to focus on me
332
00:19:45,925 --> 00:19:48,594
"and my favorite foods
and my future.
333
00:19:48,594 --> 00:19:51,631
"Please tell the gang if they
want to try and reach out,
334
00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,499
I will not respond."
- Uh!
335
00:19:53,499 --> 00:19:55,567
"I am finally creating
a space for people
336
00:19:55,567 --> 00:19:57,837
"and relationships
who really love and care for me
337
00:19:57,837 --> 00:19:59,672
"the way I need to be
loved and cared for.
338
00:19:59,672 --> 00:20:01,340
No longer yours, Dory."
339
00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:03,075
This is bullshit.
- That is bullshit!
340
00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:04,611
- This is bullshit!
- I'm so mad!
341
00:20:04,611 --> 00:20:06,679
Yeah! Let's trash this place!
342
00:20:08,247 --> 00:20:09,315
Oh, God.
343
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,377
A part of me
just wants to tell her
344
00:20:38,377 --> 00:20:39,746
that I fucked a juror.
345
00:20:39,746 --> 00:20:42,882
You can't break up with me...
when we're not together!
346
00:20:42,882 --> 00:20:44,316
At this point,
it's just, like,
347
00:20:44,316 --> 00:20:46,352
you have to understand
she's just too far gone.
348
00:20:46,352 --> 00:20:47,787
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
349
00:20:47,787 --> 00:20:49,121
Do you know what I mean, though?
350
00:20:49,121 --> 00:20:50,356
- Yes, Portia.
- Because it's, like,
351
00:20:50,356 --> 00:20:51,791
she's just walking
around the world
352
00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:53,192
just going...
353
00:20:53,192 --> 00:20:54,761
"I'm Dory!
Like, I got away with murder.
354
00:20:54,761 --> 00:20:56,062
"Hey, look at me.
I can get away
355
00:20:56,062 --> 00:20:57,697
with everything
in the world now."
356
00:20:57,697 --> 00:20:58,898
Here's my thing.
357
00:20:58,898 --> 00:21:01,000
Some people
just can't handle fame.
358
00:21:03,937 --> 00:21:05,037
Okay, Chip.
359
00:21:06,939 --> 00:21:08,941
I give up.
360
00:21:08,941 --> 00:21:12,612
I'm tired, and I want to sleep, so...
361
00:21:12,612 --> 00:21:13,746
you win.
362
00:21:13,746 --> 00:21:15,214
Oh, Dory.
363
00:21:15,214 --> 00:21:17,617
It's not like that.
364
00:21:17,617 --> 00:21:20,820
Okay? We are on the same team.
365
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:23,355
When I win, you win.
366
00:21:27,459 --> 00:21:30,529
Okay, I'm gonna
open the door now.
367
00:21:37,937 --> 00:21:39,639
I'm so sorry.
368
00:21:39,639 --> 00:21:42,308
I was just really scared.
369
00:21:44,243 --> 00:21:46,078
Can I just have a hug?
370
00:21:50,282 --> 00:21:51,651
- Oh. Oh!
371
00:21:52,652 --> 00:21:54,420
Come on. Come on!
372
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,330
Tell me the code,
or I will jam this pen
373
00:22:04,330 --> 00:22:06,265
in your throat,
and you will bleed out and die,
374
00:22:06,265 --> 00:22:09,002
and I swear to God,
I'm not afraid to do it.
375
00:22:09,902 --> 00:22:11,704
Tell me the code!
376
00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:12,872
No.
377
00:22:12,872 --> 00:22:14,273
Okay!
378
00:22:15,174 --> 00:22:17,376
I'm gonna kill you, then.
379
00:22:17,376 --> 00:22:19,411
Well, that's just
not a very good plan.
380
00:22:19,411 --> 00:22:21,914
If you kill me, then you'll
just be stuck down here
381
00:22:21,914 --> 00:22:23,482
with my dead body.
382
00:22:23,482 --> 00:22:25,584
Then you'll starve to death
and die too.
383
00:22:25,584 --> 00:22:29,155
Yeah, try--you can't get out
of here without me.
384
00:22:29,155 --> 00:22:32,859
Put in the code, Chip.
385
00:22:32,859 --> 00:22:34,761
Or I will shove this pen
386
00:22:34,761 --> 00:22:36,528
so deep down your throat
387
00:22:36,528 --> 00:22:38,397
that you will bleed out
all over the floor,
388
00:22:38,397 --> 00:22:41,434
and it'll be
excruciatingly painful.
389
00:22:43,402 --> 00:22:45,605
Put in the code!
390
00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:47,240
Come on!
391
00:22:49,943 --> 00:22:52,344
Chip...
392
00:22:52,344 --> 00:22:54,447
I am a survivor.
393
00:22:55,481 --> 00:22:57,249
I will get out of this place.
394
00:22:57,249 --> 00:23:00,953
Whether it's now or later.
395
00:23:00,953 --> 00:23:03,589
Because as it turns out...
396
00:23:03,589 --> 00:23:08,695
I'm not afraid to hurt people
to get what I want.
397
00:23:08,695 --> 00:23:11,063
I think you're just being
a little hard on yourself.
398
00:23:11,063 --> 00:23:13,733
You have three seconds!
399
00:23:13,733 --> 00:23:16,002
Three...
400
00:23:16,635 --> 00:23:18,237
Two!
401
00:23:19,872 --> 00:23:21,407
One!
402
00:23:21,407 --> 00:23:24,343
It really is just not
thought out, Dory.
403
00:23:31,017 --> 00:23:32,619
Aw.
404
00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:35,621
My pen.
405
00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:40,292
I feel so taken advantage of.
Do you know what I mean?
406
00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:41,661
- Yes.
- Course I know what you mean.
407
00:23:41,661 --> 00:23:43,195
Look at me.
- It's like, "Thanks."
408
00:23:43,195 --> 00:23:45,064
I just, like--
I just threw, like,
409
00:23:45,064 --> 00:23:46,933
a congratulations on you--
410
00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:48,567
"you're not guilty
for murder" party
411
00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:51,671
for someone that I do
specifically know is guilty.
412
00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:53,472
I just wish that...
413
00:23:53,472 --> 00:23:55,642
things were, like,
simple and straightforward.
414
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,644
It's like, how did
all this chaos happen?
415
00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,278
I don't know.
I fucking know don't.
416
00:23:59,278 --> 00:24:02,248
I mean, I used to be
a good boy, like...
417
00:24:02,248 --> 00:24:04,550
I ate all my vegetables...
- You're a good boy.
418
00:24:04,550 --> 00:24:07,654
And, like, I shared them
like crazy!
419
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:09,756
It's, like...
420
00:24:09,756 --> 00:24:12,225
Why can't I be happy?
421
00:24:13,392 --> 00:24:17,063
I just, like, wanna go
to a happy place.
422
00:24:17,063 --> 00:24:18,464
You know,
reading that Dory letter
423
00:24:18,464 --> 00:24:19,966
from before
when we were over there?
424
00:24:19,966 --> 00:24:21,233
Yeah. Yes.
425
00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:23,269
I was like,
"I have to look within."
426
00:24:23,269 --> 00:24:25,104
And I was like, like,
"I don't want to be that."
427
00:24:25,104 --> 00:24:26,372
- Yeah.
- I don't wanna hide
428
00:24:26,372 --> 00:24:27,807
from America.
- Yes.
429
00:24:27,807 --> 00:24:29,642
And if I'm gonna do
this Charlie Reenie show,
430
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:31,778
I wanna do it right,
you know what I mean?
431
00:24:31,778 --> 00:24:33,212
- Yes.
- I wanna have
432
00:24:33,212 --> 00:24:35,882
real conversations
that heal this country,
433
00:24:35,882 --> 00:24:37,950
that heal this sick nation.
434
00:24:37,950 --> 00:24:39,451
You know what I mean?
And you guys have to
435
00:24:39,451 --> 00:24:41,921
hold me accountable for that.
- Yes. We will.
436
00:24:41,921 --> 00:24:43,756
You guys have to
hold me accountable.
437
00:24:43,756 --> 00:24:45,758
Hold me accountable.
- We're friends, you idiot.
438
00:24:45,758 --> 00:24:47,259
Hold me accountable.
439
00:24:47,259 --> 00:24:49,528
You promise
to hold me accountable?
440
00:25:08,614 --> 00:25:09,982
You know what I'm gonna do
right now?
441
00:25:09,982 --> 00:25:11,550
- What?
- Mm?
442
00:25:12,651 --> 00:25:14,253
Instead of talking shit
about Dory...
443
00:25:14,253 --> 00:25:15,321
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
444
00:25:15,321 --> 00:25:16,555
I'm gonna call her right now.
445
00:25:16,555 --> 00:25:18,124
- Yes!
- Oh, my God.
446
00:25:18,124 --> 00:25:19,558
- Yes! Yes!
- And I'm gonna tell her--
447
00:25:19,558 --> 00:25:21,794
I'm gonna tell her exactly
how I feel about her.
448
00:25:21,794 --> 00:25:24,063
Fuck yes, Elliot.
Fuck yes, fuck yes.
449
00:25:24,063 --> 00:25:25,798
- Shh.
- This is such a good idea.
450
00:25:25,798 --> 00:25:27,767
She's a bitch.
She's a bitch. She's a bitch.
451
00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:29,201
Hi, this is Dory.
452
00:25:29,201 --> 00:25:30,737
Uh, sorry I couldn't get
to the phone.
453
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:32,972
Uh, leave a message. Thanks.
454
00:25:32,972 --> 00:25:36,208
Oh, hi, Dory, yeah.
455
00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:37,610
It's Elliott.
456
00:25:37,610 --> 00:25:39,211
I just want to tell you
that I'm really unhappy
457
00:25:39,211 --> 00:25:40,512
with you right now.
458
00:25:40,512 --> 00:25:42,281
The way that you're
treating your friends,
459
00:25:42,281 --> 00:25:44,783
nay, "the gang"...
460
00:25:45,784 --> 00:25:47,586
Is unacceptable.
461
00:25:47,586 --> 00:25:49,756
Quite frankly,
you're an asshole,
462
00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:52,291
and I've never been treated
so poorly in my life
463
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:53,893
by someone
that I used to consider
464
00:25:53,893 --> 00:25:55,161
one of my best friends.
465
00:25:55,161 --> 00:25:56,629
Goodbye.
- Dory!
466
00:25:56,629 --> 00:25:57,797
It's Portia.
467
00:25:57,797 --> 00:25:59,999
I'm so mad at you!
468
00:25:59,999 --> 00:26:02,334
You--you ruined my life!
469
00:26:02,334 --> 00:26:04,904
You are mean!
You are a bad friend!
470
00:26:04,904 --> 00:26:07,539
And you should feel bad
because you're the ugly friend!
471
00:26:07,539 --> 00:26:09,375
And I'm the pretty friend, and...
472
00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:11,177
Dory, it's Drew.
473
00:26:11,177 --> 00:26:13,579
Honestly, it is so fucked up
474
00:26:13,579 --> 00:26:16,448
the way that you treated me
and everyone else.
475
00:26:16,448 --> 00:26:18,818
It's, like, I'm sorry
if this is too much
476
00:26:18,818 --> 00:26:23,389
for you to hear right now,
but I am so angry at you!
477
00:26:23,389 --> 00:26:24,824
♪ Allow me... ♪
478
00:26:24,824 --> 00:26:27,393
Dory, you're a mean,
bad monster!
479
00:26:27,393 --> 00:26:28,961
And a loser!
480
00:26:28,961 --> 00:26:31,030
You're a poster child
for failing upwards!
481
00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:33,666
I hope that horrible,
mean things happen to you,
482
00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:35,935
and honestly,
that is how I feel.
483
00:26:35,935 --> 00:26:37,303
Tell her, Drew!
484
00:26:37,303 --> 00:26:39,071
You tell her
how we all feel!
485
00:26:39,071 --> 00:26:40,840
Dory Sief...
486
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,110
you deserve terrible,
horrible things.
487
00:26:44,110 --> 00:26:45,878
♪ To destroy you... ♪
488
00:26:45,878 --> 00:26:48,247
I think that's a good note
to end on.
489
00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:53,085
♪ Allow me ♪
490
00:26:53,085 --> 00:26:57,857
♪ To enjoy you, my love ♪
491
00:27:00,426 --> 00:27:02,895
♪ Allow me ♪
492
00:27:04,130 --> 00:27:07,166
♪ Allow me ♪
493
00:27:09,769 --> 00:27:12,038
♪ Allow me ♪
494
00:27:13,205 --> 00:27:16,709
♪ Allow me ♪
495
00:27:18,945 --> 00:27:21,380
♪ Allow me ♪
496
00:27:22,414 --> 00:27:26,085
♪ Allow me ♪